Previously on GZSZ…Jasmin was fined 250 Euros for insulting an officer and the gang decided to help her raise the money by having a yard sale…yadda yadda yadda Anni FINALLY declared her love for Jasmin!! WHOHOOO!!

Ep 5549

We open on the apartment, which is COVERED in vases of various flowers. Someone is ringing the doorbell incessantly and we see a very annoyed Anni emerge from Jasmin’s room to get it.

I say annoyed because obviously it sucks being woken up constantly by some delivery guy, but most importantly, being interrupted when you’re busy boom chick a wah wah-ing with your hot girlfriend.

Anni is wearing this really hot black shirt and hot boy cut black underwear. She rips open the door, grabs more flowers from the delivery guy, thanks him and slams the door shut. Annoyed Anni is pretty funny.

Mesut and Nele also emerge, half asleep. Then we see Jasmin coming out in my favourite outfit of all time (besides the I HEART Berlin tshirt). As a most excellent contrast to Anni, she is wearing just a white shirt. God I love white shirts on women…and black ones too.

Umm what was I talking about? I can’t seem to remember…

Oh yes, flowers. So Anni tells them they are now out of vases. Jasmin yells at Ayla, who is in the bathroom, that maybe they need to put a sign on the mailbox that says “no junk mail AND no flowers”.

Ayla comes out of the bathroom all, What? What’s going on?. Mesut tells her that her doctor sent her flowers…again. Then Jasmin delivers the most boring line in the most CUTEST voice of all time. She says “Yes, maybe you could tell him some of us just want to sleep!” (or *ahem* do other things maybe), but the way she says it. OMG! What an absolute sweetheart.

Ayla apologises and Nele tells everyone to stop moaning and that at least there are still some romantics out there. Ayla agree’s that it is a bit over the top. Anni tells her that they won the bet, that the Doc would send her flowers for every day he was in Geneva, which means Ayla lost and has to cook them all dinner.

She asks them if lamb would be OK. Mesut wants something with some smelly Turkish sausage in it, but Anni reminds him that it’s banned! HAH! They all settle for lamb and while the camera is on Ayla we see another cute moment with Anni & Jasmin. Jasmin has the container of coffee in her hands and Anni uses her hands to waft the smell of the coffee up to her face. Super cute. Makes me wonder if its just because she loves coffee so much OR if its because of all the flowers smelling up the apartment?

Mesut then asks them if they have any rolls or if anyone is going to the bakery. Anni exclaims that she wants a croissant and Jasmin adds that she wants one too. Now, have we actually established WHO is going to the bakery yet? Because I think it’s no one and that Anni and Jasmin are not going to get their croissants. OK OK I’ll go to the bakery…but give me about 30hrs to get there and get the croissants.

I’LL BE RIGHT THERE!!

OK, wait I think if you watch in the background Mesut actually volunteers to go to the bakery after the girls all beg him. Never mind, guess I’ll unpack my bags now….

Cut to later on and the whole gang is preparing for dinner. Anni & Jasmin are adorably setting the table and Ayla and Nele are cooking away. Mesut is just walking around being annoying as usual. Nele and Ayla are just discussing the Doc’s dating profile that they have found online and Nele tells her that she thinks he probably doesn’t date around and that its most likely an old profile anyway. Mesut comes butting in and is all “Who has a dating profile?” and both girls are like Um Nobody! He guesses that it’s the Doc and starts going on about how he must be a bad character blah blah blah…all I can focus on in this scene is Jasmin’s GOLD hot pants. Dear Lord!

They can come set my table AAAANY day!!

Anni points out that it must cost the Doc a fortune if he showers ALL his dates with flowers. Nele tells Anni and Mesut that they are both unromantic and insensitive. Mesut tells Nele that he’s the most honest guy in all of Berlin and Nele remarks that that’s why he never buys her any flowers. Anni points out that a dating profile doesn’t mean anything, that it’s just about the sex and nothing else. Ohhhh SNAP! Jasmin replies with “You would know”. Ohhh Jasmin…hahaha.

Meanwhile, Mesut has stalked found the Doc’s dating profile and starts reading it out in a teasing voice, “Kite surfing is my passion”. Anni and Jasmin run over to look at it. They all start teasing the Doc and Ayla tells them to stop it. She tells them its only their 3rd date, so what he does in his spare time is of none of her concern.

The doorbell rings and Ayla warns them all to shh because she has invited the Doc to dinner. And before Ayla can open the door Mesut has this awesome line; “All doctors are perverts” BWAHAHA! Anni rounds up Nele and Jasmin and has them all cutely line up. What, are we in Downton Abbey or even better are we living in the Sound of Music?

Super cute. Ayla introduces everyone and tells the Doc to sit down.

Cut to the dinner in full swing.

Jasmin asks him why he decided to move to Berlin and he tells them it was because of the great hospital and transplant centre. Anni makes note that the hospital also has A1 staff too and points at Ayla. Nele then proceeds to ask the poor Doc a million questions about himself and his love life, while Ayla dies of embarrassment and Anni and Jasmin try not to choke on their food while they muffle their laughs.

After Ayla asks if they are done with all the relationship questions, Mesut just can’t seem to shut up. He mentions kite surfing to the Doc and as he does, Nele hits him HAH! The Doc asks Mesut how he knew he liked to kite surf and Mesut takes a bite of his carrot and plays innocent. The Doc figures out that they must have all read his dating profile and Mesut admits that he accidentally read it. How do you accidentally read another dudes dating profile Mesut? I’m sorry sir, but I seem to have tripped and landed on your dating profile? HAHA!

After Nele tells some amusing hair dressing story, Mesut once again mentions kite surfing. The Doc takes out his phone and decides to put matters to rest and deletes his profile. Mesut tells him that it only takes 3 clicks to get it back again. Haha jerk! The Doc replies that Mesut really knows the ropes around these dating sites and Anni says “Yeah, Mesut is the King”. As Mesut takes another bite of his huge carrot (WTF? Who eats a huge carrot with their dinner any ways?), Jasmin suddenly remembers that Mesut used to have a dating profile with some bad ass name. Anni exclaims “Magnum M, the hammer from Mitte” BWAHAHAH! Mesut is all SHUT UP and they all beg him to tell them his username.

Cut to later when they’ve all finished their dinner and are all completely stuffed. I just love these spinning camera shots.

Mesut asks if there’s anything for dessert and Nele tells him that he’s so greedy. His genius reply is that its not him, its his muscles and then flexes. The Doc excuses himself to wash a stain off his shirt because he’s a grub. Also this gives everyone time to talk about him while he’s gone.

Ayla asks Mesut if all those questions were really necessary and Mesut is all, I didn’t even do anything. Anni tells Ayla to settle down because the Doc handled himself pretty well. Nele notes that his deleting the profile was totally cute. Mesut, being a guy, tells them all that he HAD to delete his profile if he wanted a chance with Ayla. Jasmin agrees. Ayla tells them that she can’t forbid the Doc from looking at other women. Nele asks her why not? Really Nele, really? You would forbid a guy you’ve only been on 3 dates with from looking at other women? Well, now we know why you were single for so long.

Ayla rightly points out to Nele that she can’t, because they aren’t even together. Jasmin tells Ayla that the Doc sends her flowers every day, so he must be serious about her. Ohhhh…well now we know. Anni did you hear that? You could have saved yourself AND all of us a lot of heartache and suffering, had you JUST sent flowers to Jasmin EVERY FRIGGIN DAY!!!. God damnet! If only we had know this earlier…sheeeeesh!

Mesut correctly points out that just because he sends flowers every day, doesn’t mean anything. Anni asks Mesut what means something to him then? A virginity test? Nele is all HEY GIRL HEY I was no virgin! Jasmin cracks up at Anni and tells her “Epic! You managed to put your foot in your mouth twice with just one sentence!”. Anni tells her it’s from years of practise LOL!

As the Doc comes back from the bathroom, Ayla shushes them all and Jasmin asks him if he wants any dessert. Yes, I would like some dessert from you Jasmin. Hand me one of those spoons too!

* This recap was proudly brought to you by Mesut’s carrot.