Previously on GZSZ…Anni and Jasmin take Nele out to the MW to get her mind of Mesut, but OH LOOK he’s there too. Anni stuns us all with her amazing new outfit and Jasmin has a love affair with a tub of ice cream and we all love her for it.
We open in Anni’s room with some mellow music. In the foreground the camera focuses on the photo of Anni and Jasmin ice skating from March. Aw…March was a good month…with the whole bet thing…and the flirting…ahhh…any ways, Jasmin is all curled up in bed looking super cute and super snuggly. Anni yells out that she’s back and storms into the room like the Tasmanian Devil. She throws her bag on Jasmin and makes a gesture like WHY ARE THE BLINDS STILL CLOSED? and goes to open them. Jasmin groans at the light coming in and Anni is “You’ve got to be kidding!!”. Seriously Anni? Have you NEVER slept in a day in your life? Don’t come round my house then, because I sleep in ALL the time HAHA! I’m mad at Anni for only a split second before she goes and takes us to ADORKABLEVILLE. Population 1: Anni.
She starts jumping on the bed and singing “The sun has been up for five hours. The sun has been up for five hours. The sun has been up for five hours.”. But you know what? As much as I find this adorable and hilarious, if I were Jasmin I would be SUPER pissed HAHA!
But then Anni lays on top of Jasmin and all is right with the world again. Jasmin asks her why she’s up already. Anni tells her that it’s noon ‘o’ clock and sweetly kisses her cheek. Jasmin tells her that she stayed up late last night because her and Nele watched “Lovers & Lies”. Anni sarcastically tells Jasmin that she wishes she could have watched it too but she had to go to school. Shut up Anni! We know you secretly LOVE watching “Lovers & Lies”, wearing nothing but a snuggie and eating your night cheese.
Oh wait no…that’s me. My bad. Now let’s get back to appreciating Anni lying on top of Jasmin for a second.
Everyone say it with me now….AWWWWWW! Jasmin can’t resist being that close to Anni and not gettin’ her some, so she tells Anni to come closer and proceeds to give her this sweet, sexy kiss, complete with cute moaning too…
Note to the cameraman, in future if something like this happens again, we want you to REPOSITION yourself so we can actually SEE the kiss! Kthx.
Anni pulls out of the kiss abruptly and Jasmin is all NO NO NO NO, stay here!. ANNI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STAY THERE!!! Unless zombies are bursting through your door right now, I do NOT see ANY reason why you should not continue kissing Jasmin! So what’s her excuse then? She has to work on her term paper. EXCUSE ME?! Need I remind you Anni, that it wasn’t that long ago when you said, and I QUOTE “Screw studying!”
See!! I have visual proof Anni!!! WE WANT THAT ANNI BACK PLEASE!
Jasmin then says to Anni that she thought she would wake her up…properly. ANNI! What are you waiting for? Look at that cute, sexy little face, asking to be woken up…properly. Anni crawls back onto Jasmin and goes to kiss her….YES! And juuuuust as their lips are about to touch this happens…
ANNI WTF?! She rips the blanket off Jasmin giggling and says “Well? Awake enough?”. Jasmin is all NOOOO, and rolls over…*ahem* nice sleeping garments there Jasmin *ahem* for that I will not complain. She calls Anni a dope before pulling the pillow onto herself. Anni, now with the blanket over her head, laughs like an evil villain and skips off to ADORKABLEVILLE once again, leaving me pissing myself laughing. Oh Anni…
Cut to a bit later in the living room and Anni has now started working on her romance killer term paper and Jasmin is just getting out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel. She notices Anni hard at work and gets a cheeky look on her face and goes over to sit on the couch. She puts her legs up and proceeds to pull the towel up, revealing her sexy legs. Gotta love Anni’s double take here. AND MY GOD! Can Jasmin get any hotter?!
Throw everything off that table right now Anni and take her. What the hell are you waiting for?!
Instead she just says “Pretty”. Really? Out of ALLLL the words you could have used to describe what you are seeing right now, PRETTY is not the word I would have used! I think Anni took the “behaving-oddly-only-to-highlight-an-upcoming-storyline” (BOOTHAUS) pill this morning and that’s making her immune to Jasmin. That’s the only way I can explain her reactions in this episode.
After Anni glances at Jasmin’s GORGEOUS legs for like a split second, she gestures to her computer to tell Jasmin that’s she’s busy. Jasmin sighs and tells Anni that she’s been working on that term paper for 3 weeks now. REALLY ANNI? Have you been taking the BOOTHAUS pills for 3 weeks? You know long term side effects include, not acting like yourself, missing incredible opportunities of hot sex with Jasmin AND being quick to anger? Hmmm…
Jasmin adorably asks if Anni can make her some coffee. Anni points to the cups and tells Jasmin that there aren’t any clean ones because of kitchen duty failure. Uh Oh! Someone hasn’t been following Anni’s cleaning chart have they? Jasmin groans “Oh man, Nele!” but Anni is quick to point out that it was actually Jasmin’s turn. HAHA! Do you have that cleaning chart memorised Anni? I mean at the same time it’s sweet that Anni hasn’t said anything to Jasmin up until this point about it. I wonder if she was secretly dying inside to tell her to clean the kitchen? I know I would have.
I love how Jasmin just ignores the cleaning request and instead goes over to Anni and tells her that they’ll just go OUT for coffee instead, Jasmin’s treat. She sweetly kisses Anni on the head and proceeds to try and convince Anni.
Normally any other person would be, HOLD ON, LET ME GET MY BAG, LET’S GO! But Jasmin should know better, Anni is currently on her BOOTHAUS pills and is immune. Jasmin suggests they go to the lake and chillax there in the sun, and that Anni can even bring her laptop with her. But Anni tells her that her battery is almost dead. BETTER RECHARGE THAT SHIT ASAP ANNI! Jasmin continues trying to convince Anni to go out just for ONE coffee. We see on Anni’s face that she is starting to crack…
Jasmin tells her that it’s her one day off and she wants to spend it with her. OH COME ON ANNI, DON’T YOU HAVE A HEART?! Have to admit though, I love watching Jasmin beg…
Anni FINALLY gives in and tells Jasmin “OK! But not for long!”. Love the way Anni looks back at Jasmin as she runs to her room to get changed.
Cut to the apartment a bit later. I’m assuming that they’ve been and gone to get that quick coffee because it’s never mentioned again. SIDENOTE TO THE SHOW; can we please get an Anni & Jasmin web series that shows us all the cute things they do OFF CAMERA?? I want to see them having a coffee, or doing their laundry or watching TV. COME ON! It would be an instant HIT I tell you!
OK, so back to the apartment. AUSTRALIAN band “Empire of the Sun” is playing (WHOO GO STRAYA!!!), while Jasmin grooves away in the kitchen washing the dishes, and Anni is FINALLY plugging her laptop in to charge. Love the cute way Anni checks Jasmin out here too. And if you feel like grooving away too click PLAY below;
Jasmin throws her dish gloves at Anni and tells her she’s done and that now she’s gonna get started on the vacuuming. You can see Anni is not happy, Jan! Jasmin proudly announces that she’s going to do the ENTIRE kitchen. While Anni is struggling to focus on her term paper, Jasmin in the background is dancing away while she vacuums. You guys, can she get ANY more adorable? And the answer to that is YES, YES SHE CAN.
What happens next sends me into fits of laughter at just how comically perfect it is. Anni in the foreground “studying” while Jasmin in the background grabs the lounge chair, drags it across the floor with the loudest screeching sound ever and all the while she is grinning away like a Cheshire cat.
Jasmin continues being ADORABLE while she dance vacuums and even comes and gives Anni this sweet kiss…
And then BAM! all the power goes out and everything turns off. As Anni goes to check the fuses, Nele comes out of the bathroom and asks if the power is out there too. Love how she unplugged her hair dryer and brought it with her to illustrate to the viewers that she was indeed using something electrical just now HAHA!. Anni comes back and tells them that all the fuses are fine, and that it must be a power failure. Jasmin is outraged, she’s gonna call the super right away! Anni notes to Jasmin that she DID pay all the bills…right Jasmin? She tells them that she hopes that Pia paid them, hopefully. Anni tells her that Pia is long gone and Nele tells Jasmin that it was HER job to pay the bills, just as they all agreed. Anni asks Jasmin if she’s ever checked any of the bills?. Jasmin response of “FUCK!” signals the beginning of UH OH THINGS ABOUT TO GET REAL NASTY UP IN HERE.
Jasmin brings out a whole pile of unread mail to the kitchen table. Anni notes that she didn’t even open any of them. Jasmin looks so sheepish here and tells Anni that she opened SOME of them. She tells them that she WAS going to take care of it but that life got in the way, divorcing from Kurt and that it was all too much stress. *AHEM* Shouldn’t figuring out that you actually LOVE Anni be amongst your excuses Jasmin? *AHEM* Anni makes a PFFFFFT sound and Jasmin is all WHAT?! Anni replies with “I thought I knew you. But what’s the use?” UM WHAT?! That’s a pretty mean thing to say there Anni. I don’t like Anni much when she’s been taking her BOOTHAUS pills. And you can also see the hurt look on Jasmin’s face here too. Anni starts going through the mail, most of which are from the electricity company.
With each letter, Anni throws it down and looks at Jasmin in a super condescending way. She finds a letter from the super and is all “We’ll save that one for later”. Oh come on Anni, are we REALLY doing this right now? Just look at Jasmin’s sweet little face!! Jasmin tells them she truly thought that Pia had taken care of it all. Nele informs her that that was back in February! Really? The electricity bill hasn’t been paid in over 6mths and they still had power til now? It’s a TV soap miracle! *cough* That, or the writers just invented this whole thing to bring about this next storyline *cough*
Anni asks Jasmin if she ever thought about checking up on the electricity and Jasmin is all, well I had too many other things on my mind. YEAH, like YOU Anni!!! Sheeeeesh! Nele tells them they are going to have to pay a huge late payment fee and Jasmin tells them she will take care of it. She also looks at Anni’s laptop which is now back down to 3% battery again now that it’s not charging anymore and asks her if she’s saved her work. See Anni! Even with you being such a bitch towards her, Jasmin’s sweet little heart is in the right place. Anni slaps down a letter and tells her no, she hasn’t and quickly does so.
Cut to later and Anni has retreated into her room to finish writing her term paper. With only 3% battery left, why wouldn’t she just go to the cafe and plug it in there? I’ll tell you why, it’s because of all side effects of this crazy BOOTHAUS pills, that’s why!
Jasmin comes into her room and Anni tells her “Not now!”. Haha reminds me of right after Anni got drunk and Jasmin knocked and Anni was all NEIN! LOL
Jasmin tells Anni that she just got off the phone with the electricity company and after a few seconds of ignoring her, Anni asks her when they can expect to have power back again. Jasmin pauses for a second, trying to think of a way to put her news delicately, and then tells Anni that the problem is, is that they have to pay a fee of 1000 Euros first and she doesn’t actually have any money right now. Anni’s reaction here, says it all…
Anni asks Jasmin if she’s kidding and Jasmin sincerely apologises. She tells her that her magical laptop only has 6% battery left! Well Anni, it looks like it’s charging all by itself with just the chemistry between the two of you, I don’t think you need a power source any more HAHA! Jasmin asks her if she can just hand in her term paper later. Then Anni switches to that really annoying condescending way of speaking and tells Jasmin that her school, and she herself, are not as relaxed about the whole thing as she appears to be and that a good grade is important to her. She adds that it’s not something Jasmin would know about. RUH ROH!
Jasmin asks her what that’s supposed to mean and Anni simply raises her eyebrows and PFFTs again. Jasmin replies with “Oh, I see. Because I’m working and not studying anything any more?”. Anni is all, work? Grrrrl you just a waitress!. Ughhh…ummm…*Chris starts to slowly back out of the room*. Jasmin tells her that she’s waitressing at two places at once. Anni snarks back with “And yet you sleep the day away”. Ugh yes, Anni! Jasmin sleeps the day away on her ONE FRIGGIN DAY OFF! Um someone please come and take these BOOTHAUS pills off Anni, because I’m really not liking her here and I don’t like feeling like this. Jasmin exclaims “Excuse me for not being as straight as you, momentarily!”.
AWWW SHIT. Brace yourself Jasmin! The Anni hurricane is about to hit!
Anni replies “Momentarily? Do you even have a plan for what you want to do?!!!”. OH SNAP ANNI! Not all of us have our whole lives planned out like you do. I have no idea what I’m doing half the time. And you can’t expect everyone to be just like you. The last shot is a close up of Jasmin’s face with dramatic soap music.
** This recap proudly brought to you by the BOOTHAUS pills (“Behaving-oddly-only-to-highlight-an-upcoming-storyline”). Someone needs to seriously take these away from Anni ASAP! **