Previously on GZSZ…we were pretty much begging for Anni/Jasmin scraps last week, but we still got some cute moments. The cafe almost burnt down but then ended up being flooded by the sprinklers. Either way, Tuner needs a lot of mula to fix it. Oh and little Nele is still crying off her broken heart over Mesut.
We open at the apartment where Anni and Nele were just having an in depth conversation about glitter unicorns…WTF? Was that just Linda making some random shit up to start the scene with? If so, friggin HILARIOUS. Especially since she looks so serious as she’s saying it too. Nele remembers she has an appointment and hurriedly gets ready to go. Ayla has booked a car and offers to take Anni to school, who then yells out to Jasmin that they have to go. Jasmin, who is getting ready in the bathroom, yells back that she’ll be right there. Aw how cute does she sound? Like a 5yr old who can’t decide what to wear on their first day of school. Ayla tells Anni that she really has to go, so Anni tells her to go without her as she has to give Jasmin something and she’ll just take the subway. Aw how sweet, she’s waiting for Jasmin. Ayla wishes Jasmin luck and leaves.
Jasmin comes out of the bathroom wearing a knock out dress and Anni’s mouth drops open as she says WOW! We’re with you here Anni, Jasmin is GORGEOUS! I love how even being this beautiful Jasmin still looks very unsure, and she stands in front of the mirror double checking her outfit. Anni walks over to her, telling her that she looks INCREDIBLE but Jasmin thinks it might be a bit overdressed for an intern.
Aw love how Anni kisses Jasmin’s shoulder there. Anni thinks she looks fine, as she was expecting pinned up hair, stuffy glasses and a suit. Um Anni, what are you talking about? Jasmin would have looked SUPER HOT in that outfit you just described! Jasmin still looks super nervous, so Anni tells her to not drive herself crazy, that it’s just an internship.
But Jasmin tells Anni that its more than just an internship, its the start of her new life. Anni suddenly remembers that she has something for Jasmin in her bag. She tells her she was going to get her a school cone (which I imagine is a small pack of sweets you give kids on their first day of school) but hands her a pack of licorice rolls and tells her that they’ve always helped her. AWWWWW!! So sweet Anni! And Jasmin thinks so too
BTW can we give Jasmin more delicious things to eat? She, um, well, lets just say, its great to watch her enjoying her food. Yeah, that’s it *ahem*
Cut to Metropolitan Trends, where Katrin informs Jasmin that they are in a state of emergency, as some important client is having a photo shoot. Katrin tells her that the photo shoot will be the centre piece of their next edition. In other words, it’s going to be SUPER important.
Jasmin asks Katrin what she can do and she tells her that there’s plenty to do, she should just ask around. She wishes her a good start, super excitedly I might add, and leaves her standing there. Jasmin spots a random worker and begins to approach her, but that bitch worker just ignores her and walks away. AW Jasmin! So she spots Maren and asks her if she can watch over her shoulder for a while. Maren tells her she can, but she is super busy and won’t be able to explain anything to her. Jasmin notices the phone ringing away at the reception desk and asks Maren if she should get it. She excitedly runs over and answers it with her professional office voice…mmm.
Cut to a bit later on and it must be super hot in the offices because she’s fanning away at herself. Yes, yes Jasmin…we all know you’re hot *wink* Sophie and Katrin are arguing about the photo shoot, while Jasmin is researching the client at the reception desk. Katrin spots her and asks her what she’s doing there. She asks her why nobody is including her in their work and Jasmin tells her that they’re all busy. Katrin tries to get someone to come take Jasmin but she tells her that she can keep herself busy as she’s not 16 any more. Just then something amazing happens. The phone rings and Jasmin answers it and has a whole conversation….in ENGLISH! MY GOD! I’ve been wondering what she would sound like speaking English, but I never would have guessed it would sound THIS sexy! Be right back, just need to stand in front of a fan for a moment
OK, OK I’ve recovered.
Jasmin tells Katrin that it was just the model’s agent asking if they had everything on her special catering list. Katrin goes to take care of it but Jasmin insists that she can do it.
Cut to the model arriving at MT where Katrin greets her in English. Yeah, OK she sounds pretty sexy too…but nowhere near as sexy as Jasmin did. Jasmin shows Maren a bag with some baked treats or something in it and tells her that she’s just in time. Maren tells Jasmin that they actually need some specific fruit first; kiwis, papayas and airborne mangoes. Um WTF is an airborne mango? Over at Mesut’s shop he throws one up in the air and calls it an airborne mango, as Jasmin goes to buy some HAHA! Jasmin runs back to the office with all the fruit and hands it to Maren. HAHA did she just steal the grocery basket from Mesut’s shop?? Because that’s what she hands to Maren HAH!
Maren tells Jasmin that they now need special water too. But not just any water, they want AQUALUNITHIC (water that contains the energy of the moon). So Jasmin runs back to the store to get some, where Mesut teases her about it. At the end she says “The lesbian thanks you!”. HAH! But don’t get too excited there people, I think she was just annoyed with Mesut and was being sarcastic. I think Jasmin still doesn’t want to label herself.
As Jasmin lugs the special moon water back to the office, Maren tells her that they still need more things. Couldn’t you have just given a list to Jasmin of EVERYTHING you needed at the beginning? Sheesh! She tells Jasmin to go get spelt rolls, soy milk and vegan bread spread. Jasmin starts reciting it back to herself as she leaves but unfortunately has already forgotten one of the most important words…SOY. RUH ROH!
Cut to the apartment where Jasmin has set up a make shift catering centre for MT and is wearing a super cute apron. Cue Anni, who greets her with “Hola Chica”. The look on Jasmin’s face here is too cute for words…lets just say she is super excited that Anni is home.
Anni tells her that she thinks they need to have a talk about their roles in the relationship. Jasmin smiles and says “But you don’t want me to wear an apron every day now, right?” On the contrary, Anni wants not only that but for her to cook for her everyday and for it to be on the table at precisely noon. As she says this she slaps Jasmin on the ass.
Now push everything off that kitchen bench and…*ahem* sorry my mind got carried away there for a second. Jasmin says she will do all those things for Anni if she would take out the trash and change the light bulbs. OMG! Best deal ever! Take the deal Anni! Take the deal!
Anni tells Jasmin that that will only work, if she actually PAYS the electricity bills OH SNAP! After they laugh, Jasmin tells her that’s more than she can manage. Anni suddenly notices the weird canapés on the bench and asks Jasmin what they are doing there. She tells Anni they are vegan canapés for MT. As she says this she holds up a cucumber in a provocative way and Anni is all GOOD GOD!. Jasmin explains that there’s a big photo shoot going on MT and that some bitchy model has special requests and who better to take care of it than the new intern. Though I’m pretty sure you volunteered for this yourself Jasmin…just sayin’. Anni asks her why she’s putting up with it and Jasmin tells her that she needs to put in the ground work first, so that she can improve her reputation at the office. As they are speaking, Anni keeps checking out Jasmin’s ass, and who wouldn’t…
Anni tells her that she’s quite proud of her and extremely turned on. So are we Anni, so are we. She grabs Jasmin from behind and kisses her neck…
But alas Jasmin tells her to stop so she can finish making the canapés. Aww BOO Jasmin! BOOO!
Anni goes over to the drawer and grabs a knife and parades it around like a 5yr old. Jasmin asks her what she’s doing and Anni tells her she’s gonna help her so that she can have a “break” faster. As she says this she licks the knife. Jasmin can’t take her eyes off the knife, and neither can we, NEITHER CAN WE!
GOOD GOD Anni! Can this BE any hotter? Well yes, yes it can. Because a bit later on when they’ve hurriedly finished with the canapés…like literally a second after they finish, Anni is ripping the apron off Jasmin.
And then BAM! Nele & Ayla walk in! GEEZ LOUISE! Can they not get a moments privacy up in here? Like ever?! Like could you not have walked around the block a few….hundred more times Nele??!!! Seriously!!! GAAAAH! I swear Nele, I don’t know how much more of this I can take…
Anni remarks, Well so much for our “break”. NOOO just continue it in the bedroom…it’s like RIGHT there…only a few feet away…just riiiiiight there…and take the cameras with you. No? Oh come on!!
Jasmin tells them she needs to get back to the office anyways. NO! No you don’t Jasmin! No one is waiting for you! Argh! Anni tells her that she’ll help her take those canapés to the office and drag her into a house entrance on the way. YES! YES to that Anni! A-FRIGGIN-MEN! And as they leave, Anni tells Jasmin that they should bring the apron too. Oh yes, liking where this is going. Take the cameras with you…pleeeease? But no, the cameras stay in the apartment with Ayla and Nele talking about Mesut…blah blah blah.
Cut to MT, where Jasmin arrives with all the canapés, but where is Anni? Maren calls Jasmin a princess for making all those delicious looking canapés. I would actually have liked a closer look at them to be honest, because I think you would see the most hastily put together canapés in the history of canapés HAHA! Maren tells Jasmin that the model has been a bit of a nightmare and that nothing has been good enough for her. She also tells her that she thinks that her lactose intolerance was all in her head too. Jasmin is all UMMMM…I was supposed to get SOY milk wasn’t I? RUH ROH!
Out storms Katrin who is arguing with Sophie about the model. She tells them that she’s had some sort of allergic reaction and is now sitting on the toilet and can no longer do the shoot. RUH ROOOHHH!!! Katrin is all I can’t believe someone was smart enough to serve her coffee with cows milk!!! Maren pulls an I-HAVE-NO-IDEA-WHO-COULD-HAVE-POSSIBLY-DONE-THAT face, while Jasmin speaks up and says it was her. AWWW look at our little Jasmin, all grown up and taking immediate responsibility for her actions! Wow, she has come a long way since last year. We are so proud of you Jasmin!
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