Ep 5695

We open on Mesut watching the TV and we hear the TV talking about someone’s milk being below average…God I hope they are referring to an animal here. Anni comes home and asks Mesut if Nele is home because a friend of hers needs a haircut but Mesut is fixated on this “milk” show he’s watching and starts rambling about it. Anni tells him that she doesn’t care, she’s just looking for Nele, who isn’t answering her phone. Meanwhile, Jasmin emerges from her room, spots Anni, but has learnt from the last time, and doesn’t say a word. Mesut informs Anni that Nele is staying with her parents for a week. Anni then asks why he didn’t go along with her. He doesn’t answer but Jasmin chimes in, telling Anni that they are now on a relationship break too. Mesut tells them both that it’s because of them that they are fighting. Anni reacts with;

“Am I responsible for all the misery in the world now or something?”

Jasmin just gives a look to Anni and goes into the bathroom. Anni throws up her arms and says “This sucks!”.

Mesut agrees and tells her that women are nothing but drama. She then tells him that it will all be alright and proceeds to change her clothes in front of the mirror. Mesut notices and asks her where she’s going. She tells him she’s going out to party, as she’s had enough of all the whining around the apartment. Mesut thinks about it for a second and then tells her that he’s coming too.

She hesitates for a second and tells him that this party is probably not his thing. He says ALL parties are his thing. She umms and errs for a second and tells him that it’s a SPECIAL kind of party. He correctly guesses that it’s a lesbian party. But instead of being disappointed, he gets really excited about the thought of him in a room surrounded by women.

Settle down Mesut! But I love Anni’s face at the end, she looks like she’s in physical pain HAHA!. She gives in and lets him come…such a good friend.

Cut to the MW where a lesbian night is in full swing…(wait a minute..since when does the MW hold lesbian nights?? And why has Anni never gone to it before then?!). Mesut and Anni are scoping out the chicks and Mesut tells Anni that the lesbians are not as ugly as he had imagined. Anni hits him and is all like HELLO, who’s standing next to you? He tells her that he always knew that lesbians were really hot and she agrees. He starts wolf whistling and checking out chicks all around him and being a general creepy macho dude. He also tells her that he wishes he was single, because he would have ALL the ladies in there. Anni then asks him if he actually knows WHAT a lesbian is.  He smugly replies;

“Yeah, a woman who’s never had a guy like me”

Umm not quite Mesut. He even tells Anni to give him a chance and then she’ll be done with women forever. Yeah dream on, Mesut! Anni just nods at him like UH HUH. He goes on to tell her that its actually her tough luck because he’s now off the market. Anni tells him that its really too bad HAHA! Anni just looks at him here like he can’t be serious, it’s hilarious.

But bless him, he continues in his delusion and tells Anni that women can sense when a REAL MAN is in front of them. He looks at Anni and corrects himself;

“OK, you don’t, because we know each other too well, so there’s no sexual tension. But normal women…all I have to do is walk by and BAM! They sense it!”But at some point he’s lost Anni, who looks at him confused now and asks him what it is that they sense.

He just points down into the club and tells her that he can get all the women there to give him their numbers. Anni laughs and tells him that he couldn’t even get one number. So he bets her three weeks cleaning the apartment, that he can. Anni agrees and they shake on it. He recommends she go buy herself some ribbed rubber gloves but she hilariously tells him that she doesn’t need any “ribs” on her gloves. Ohhh way to go Anni!!!
Cut to the club floor and Anni is standing at the bar. Mesut comes over with his macho walk and checks out a hot chick at the bar. He tries to pick her up but she just walks off.
LESBIANS – 1
MESUT - 0It’s at this point we are introduced to the new guest character of Franca Mo, who sits down across the bar from Anni. She makes eyes at Anni and smiles at her. Anni makes damn sexy eyes right back at her. It’s one of her super powers, I’m telling you.

Next up Mesut walks up to two girls dancing and gives them both a drink, asking them what they’ll be doing later. I love how they don’t actually reply to him but just start making out with each other HAH!

As he stands there staring at them, Anni has to come drag him away.

LESBIANS – 2
MESUT – 0 

A bit later on Anni is sitting on the edge of the stage when a hot chick approaches her and whispers in her ear if she wants a drink.

WHY DOESN’T STUFF LIKE THIS EVER HAPPEN TO ME?! #iwannaliveinasoap

Just as Anni is about to answer her, Mesut comes over and puts his arm around her, telling the girl that Anni is taken. As the girl walks off, Anni rips Mesut’s arm from around her and says;

“Are you crazy?! Look at her!”

Then hilariously slaps him upside the head.

LESBIANS – 2
MESUT – 1

Mesut then wanders over to the bar and sits down next to Franca, who greets him and gives him her number. All surprised he asks her; “For me?”. She tells him to give her number to his cute friend. AHAHAHA!

LESBIANS – 3
MESUT – 1

We then see some random shots of Anni, Franca & Mesut dancing away.

Mesut then gets approached at the bar by a gay man and he gives his number to Mesut. He promptly freaks out and tells the guy to get lost, shooing him away.

Later back at the bar, Anni tells Mesut that she has 7 girls numbers, how many does he have? She asks him if maybe they were all too horny to give him their number so he just dragged them all into the bathroom. He fakes laughs at her and she pats him and tells him to be a good loser. Mesut then turns to John, who is working behind the bar, and asks him what he thinks about all this (the lesbian night). He tells Mesut that it’s all very relaxed. Mesut then says;

“Well, I think it’s not completely perverted. More like perverted in a good way”

Well at least we’re making progress Mesut…so there’s that. He then points to some girls making out and tells John to look cos it’s so hot. John, without flinching, tells him that he has to work. Anni laughs and Mesut questions whether John is really not watching all the girls make out around him.

Meanwhile, across the bar, Franca and her female friend are fighting over why Franca gave Anni her number. Franca argues with her that they aren’t even together *cough* lesbian drama *cough*. Franca and Anni give each other the eye again and Anni yells over;

“Don’t beat each other up, girls!”

Mesut then chimes in and tells Anni that Nele once beat up a chick for him, and she even lost some hair extensions too (yes, we remember that Mesut). He tells Anni that he would do the same for Nele as well and Anni tells him that they are made for each other.

Later in the bathroom, Mesut questions if Anni has ever slept with a man before, but she shuts him down, telling him it’s none of his business. He then starts offering himself up to her and her response to him is hilarious. She throws her hand towel at him and says;

“Dude! Stop! Bad dog! Sit! I don’t want to hear it!”

LESBIANS – 4
MESUT – 1

Meanwhile, Franco comes in with her female friend and they start making out. Anni just nods at them and is all UH HUH (cos she knows how this shit works). And Mesut must be growing as a character by now, because he doesn’t make some macho remark but instead tells Anni that it’s exactly like him and Nele…fighting at first and then making up. Anni tells him that it’s hard to miss that in the apartment. He looks at her in surprise and asks her if they listen by his door. Her response = more hilarity;

“Dude, we plug our ears, we turn up the music, we run outside…it’s no use! All the time it goes; AHHHH Mesut, my Turkish stud!!”

She then proceeds to touch herself and make fake sex sounds *cough* ahem yeah *cough*.

He now throws his hand towel at her and tells her to shut up as it’s super embarrassing. Anni then remembers something and gets a note out of her pocket. She tells him that some cutie pie gave her her number to give to him. He gets really excited and grabs it out of her hands, telling Anni that lesbians DO know what’s good after all. He looks down at the number and it’s obviously Nele’s number HAHA! Nice one Anni.

LESBIANS – 5
MESUT – 1 

Later on, they head into Mesut’s convenience store, which randomly serves alcohol too. He asks her if she wants anything to drink and she tells him that she just wants to go home to bed. He thanks her for a great night out. Anni then takes out all the numbers she got and puts them on the table saying;

“Sorry girls, but I’m already taken. More or less, anyway”

Awwww…it was nice for the writers to add that part in. Now we know that Anni knows she belongs with Jasmin also. Mesut tells her to keep her chin up and that he’s sure that Jasmin will calm down.

Anni then tells him to call his own sweetie and asks if he still has the note. He motions to his brain and tells her that he has her number memorised. Anni cutely AWWs at this. He then calls Nele and makes up with her on the phone. Anni you really need to be taking your own advice here and YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR OWN SWEETIE TOO!!!! WE WANT YOU GUYS TO MAKE UP! LIKE NOW….NOW…OK NOW…HOW BOUT….NOOOW?!

** This recap proudly brought to you by THE WRITERS OF GZSZ!!! They never fail to blow me away with their genius. It was almost exactly one year ago to this episode’s date that we had Jasmin tagging along with Anni to the lesbian club, just like Mesut did in this episode. And they also threw in Anni and Mesut’s little betting game almost exactly a year to the day when Anni and Jasmin made the sex bet!!!! WHAT THE WHAT?! Name me ANY other show, that has writers as bad assed as this?