Previously on GZSZ…Franca Mo, the supposedly famous photographer, who wants to get into Anni’s pants, convinces her to do a photo shoot with her for her flyer. Anni and Jasmin then get a little bit closer, only to have Mesut ruin their moment by blurting out that Anni wants to move out. This then causes yet another fight between them. Anni then has an awesome photo shoot montage and we all wonder if we can get our hands on those real pretend photos. Elena then has a pep talk with Jasmin and convinces her to “TUSSI ATTACK” her way back into Anni’s life, but by the end of the episode it looked like Anni might be ready to pounce on Franca Mo and not Jasmin…..

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We open back at the MW where it seems that Franca Mo’s suggestion of going somewhere else with Anni resulted in going only a few meters away to the back corner of the MW. Seems they couldn’t even make it to the bathroom. I have to say that, again, I know it isn’t with Jasmin, but DAMN this scene is pretty hot.

As they make out, Anni tries to stop Franca but she just asks Anni if her girlfriend is around. Anni replies no and so they continue getting hot and steamy. Franca suggests she calls a cab for them but Anni shakes her head no and tells her that she can’t do this. She stops her and Franca tells Anni that it’s a shame and that she’s missing out. As Franca walks off, Anni lets out a huge sigh and says FUCK!

That’s pretty much how I feel at the end of this. Hey, at least Anni is learning…slowly but surely. Old Anni wouldn’t have hesitated to go home with Franca. New Anni loves Jasmin and while her body might sometimes veer off the path, her heart always stays true to Jasmin in the end and has so far stopped anything from ever happening. Back at the apartment, Jasmin is packing away her shirts when Anni arrives home. They have an awkward moment for a second before Anni tells her that she’s off to bed.

But Jasmin stops her and apologises to her for fighting again. Aww isn’t Jasmin the sweetest girlfriend in the entire world? Put a ring on that one Anni, before I do! Jasmin tells Anni that it’s OK with her if she moves out for now, if she thinks that it’s best for them. Anni tells her that she’ll think about it. They share an intense moment for a second, before Jasmin tries to lighten the mood by saying “I really can be a Tussi sometimes”. Anni actually doesn’t really react to this and so Jasmin continues with “…but it gave me an idea. TA DAA!” and she holds up one of her “Tussi Attack” tshirts.

    
I love how sincere and super serious Anni looks in this scene (or it could be her guilt). It’s like she’s slowly coming to the realisation that she doesn’t deserve someone as great as Jasmin and that Jasmin truly is the greatest girlfriend in the world. Anni smiles away at Jasmin’s shirt and says that it’s funny but her smile immediately vanishes.

See?! Super serious, you guys! And just then, Uli Beck’s super sad melody starts to play and while I think it’s beautiful, I HATE this music…totally makes me want to cry every time I hear it. It’s the type of melody one hears that evokes sadness about things that have passed and are no longer. Breaks my heart.

Jasmin then asks her if she thinks it’s stupid and Anni shakes her head saying she thinks it’s actually really cool. Then playfully calls her a Tussi.

Awww there they are. We missed you guys! #teamruhseAfter their sweet moment, Anni hangs her head and Jasmin tells her that she’s thinking about having the shirts printed for tomorrow so she can sell them at the flea market. Anni thinks it’s a great idea and that they would sell really well. Anni sweetly looks at Jasmin and sighs and it breaks my heart.

LOVE IS ENOUGH YOU GUYS! MAKE UP ALREADY!!!! #wherearemytissues

Jasmin sweetly wishes Anni goodnight and after yet another intense moment, Anni squeakily walks off to her room. Probably not the best shoes to wear on that set…

Next day and we’re at the flea markets. I love how when Jasmin mentioned these flea markets, she did so as if she ALWAYS sells stuff at these markets and yet this is like the first time we’re hearing about them. Jasmin hangs up all her “Tussi Attack” shirts while Elena helps unpack the rest of their junk stuff. She finds a bunch of biker magazines that belonged to Nik and decides she can’t sell these yet. As Jasmin grabs the box from Elena, some poor background extra is given a heart attack as his path is temporarily blocked. Don’t panic and keep calm buddy! Elena looks at Jasmin’s shirts and tells her that they turned out really great and Jasmin thanks her for the “Attack” idea. Wow, I would very much like the number of this tshirt company that magically printed all these shirts overnight! Great job you guys!
Jasmin then wishes that they had some coffee right about now and magically Anni arrives with some! YAAAAY! Anni to the rescue!! I love how surprised both Elena and Jasmin are to see Anni here.

Jasmin tells Anni that her timing is perfect and asks if she’s joining them. Anni tells them yes, if they have space for her stuff as well? Jasmin nods and tells her that this way their stall won’t be so “Tussi” like. HAHA! Awww. Anni tells her she thought “Tussi” style was in now and motions to Jasmin’s shirts. Jasmin mentions that the prints turned out really well and Anni agrees telling her that even she would wear one. Jasmin then unhooks a shirt and gives it to Anni telling her that she should get one for free considering she was her inspiration for making them. Anni laughs and thanks her.

Just then Jasmin notices a disturbance in the force someone behind Anni and asks them if that’s the famous photographer Franca Mo? All the blood drains from Anni’s face as she realises who they are talking about.

I love how if you keep a close eye on Anni here, you’ll notice that she actually bolts as soon as Franca heads over to their stand. Franca makes a B-line for Jasmin’s shirts and I think Jasmin gets a little exited that Franca is checking out her wares. As Jasmin and Franca chit chat away, you can see Anni hiding in the back and not happy about this situation at all. Jasmin introduces Elena and her “girlfriend” Anni to her but Franca tells her that they’ve already met. Jasmin asks how they know each other and Anni tells her that yesterday Franca took pictures of her for her flyer. Jasmin then sarcastically says “You have a photo shoot with FRANCA MO and don’t tell me about it?!”

Anni tells her that it was spontaneous and Franca tells her that she “imposed” herself on Anni. Well that’s one way to put it.

Franca tells Jasmin that she had to, after she saw Anni’s semi-professional flyers at the cafe and they both giggle away. Meanwhile, Anni looks like she’s ready to throw up. Franca tells Jasmin that her shirts are really hot and Jasmin tells her that she designed them herself. Awww she looks so proud of herself here. Jasmin then offers one to Franca for free for doing Anni’s flyer photos for her. Ahh Jasmin, if only you really knew what Franca actually did. This whole time Anni is still hiding away in the back and just observing this whole thing go down…

Franca then decides she wants a selfie with the shirts and asks Jasmin to be in the shot too. Oh look, they are becoming besties. Not something Anni wants to see happen, I’m sure.

As Jasmin continues selling her shirts to other customers, Franca gets Anni alone in the back and tells her that Jasmin is cute. You bet she is! Anni then thanks Franca for not saying anything to Jasmin and Franca replies that nothing happened anyway. Anni tells her that she told her nothing COULD happen but Franca asks her if she’s so sure about that. Anni then says “Well, you just met my girlfriend, right?”. Yeah so back off Franca, because there’s no way you’re ever winning with someone like Jasmin in the competition with you. Franca still doesn’t give up and tells Anni that things must not be going so well then, judging by what happened yesterday. Anni tells her to let her worry about that and Franca tells her she’ll see her around and leaves. Jasmin is super excited about making some more sales, but Anni’s face shows us relief that she was able to dodge that bullet…

Back at the apartment. Jasmin and Elena discuss the flea market as Anni goes through the things she DIDN’T sell. No one even wanted her cables for FREE!

Jasmin awws away and starts counting the millions she’s made from her awesome shirts. Elena leaves just as Jasmin gets an alert on her phone that Franca has sent her a friend request. Now there’s trouble brewing with a capital TR! Jasmin accepts it right away and Anni is not happy Jan! Jasmin gets excited that Franca posted the selfie from earlier at the markets and shows Anni the picture. Anni is beyond thrilled by it. She then notices someone asking about where Franca got that awesome shirt from and immediately replies with “From me”. And seeing the cute and excited way she does this can only make Anni laugh.

See Anni, you have the most excellent, most awesome, most beautiful and cute girlfriend in the whole world. DO. NOT. FUCK. THIS. UP!Jasmin tells Anni that “Tussi Attack” is off to a great start and Anni tells her it’s going to grow into a whole empire. Jasmin then brings up fashion week in Hamburg again and Anni offers to take Jasmin out to have some Korean to help celebrate. But Jasmin tells her that she’s still got some stuff to do to get ready for her trip and promises to Anni that they will make up for it when she gets back. Anni’s face drops and she becomes serious again and in her cute relationship voice (you all know you have one too) says “Do you really have to go away for so long?”. NAAAAWWWWW!

I love when she’s so cute and vulnerable like this. Jasmin shrugs and tells her that it’s her that wanted a time-out and that this break will be good for them. She also tells her that it’ll give her a chance to miss her and very carefully grabs Anni’s hand for a second. Awww you guys, they are meant to be!

** This recap proudly brought to you by the SMALL DETAILS, yet again. Because if you watch that last hand grabbing scene once again, you’ll notice that Linda Anni actually lifts her finger in an attempt to hold Jasmin’s hand back, without actually holding it. GENIUS LINDA, GENIUS! If you don’t know what I mean, just look;

SEE THEY ARE MEANT TO BE!!!!! #ibelieve #yesiknowitsjustashow