Previously on GZSZ…Elena is growing ever jealous of Tuner’s new relationship with Mia, the cafe runs out of ALL brown sugar *gasp* and Jasmin is still off somewhere in Hamburg *sob*
We open at the MW with Armin telling John that their security guys are stuck in traffic and now they have noone to watch the door. They start brainstorming about who they could get to fill in, just as Anni walks over.
Anni says “I’ll do it! I’m young and need the money” HAHA! John laughs at her and tells her that she can do the stamping at the door. He tells her that she’s sweet but that he really needs a MAN and not a woman. Anni tells him that’s bullshit and that she’s done it a thousand times before. He thanks her but tells her that he’ll just do it himself. Ugh…jerk!
Cut to later on with John minding the door and Anni stamping people / being cashier. She does not look happy Jan, not at all.
John sends some girl away and Anni asks him what was wrong with her. He tells her that she’s only 16 and tries to get in every week. He then lets two very flirty drunk women in and Anni makes a disapproving face.
After the girls pay Anni she tells John that she would not have let them in. He tells her that that is why HE is on the door and not her. The two girls then promptly get into a fight right then and there. John runs over to try and break it up and tells them to go home but as soon as he grabs one of them, she yells out that he’s harassing her. Anni then goes over and ushers them out while thanking them for coming. They curse her all the way out but she manages to get them out, all while John watches.
Anni be like “You were saying?!” to John and he kinda looks impressed with her. Just then Armin comes up to tell John that he’s off the hook cos the real bouncers have finally arrived. He then asks Anni if she wants to go out for some beers, so he can make up for being a jerk earlier. She replies “If you dare to drink with a woman, John?” #greatcomebackCut to later on and we seemed to have missed the whole fun bar hopping / drinking part of the night and jumped straight to DRUNK ‘O’ CLOCK. Anni reads the name of the place they just left, “Off Trade Sales” and remarks that it’s a stupid ass name for a club. BWAHAH! He tells her that it was alright there but she says it was WAY too loud and that she was surprised that there was even anyone in there. He laughs at her but says nothing, so she nudges him and says “Would you admit that I’m right just this once?!”. He points at her and tells her OK. Anni then looks at her empty beer and asks him if he wants to go get another one. He tells her that he’s not that fast and hasn’t even finished his yet. Anni then teases him; “All man, half speed!” HAHA!
He laughs at her and tells her that she IS a real man. Anni fake gasps and says “I get to be a real man?!”
She then squeals like a girl and tells him that she is actually NOT a man but a woman and says “And that’s the problem with guys like you, because you always pigeon-hole everything!”
He laughs it off and she asks him if he knows why she’s a better bouncer than him. She tells him that it’s because she’s not a guy and therefore she has better intuition than a guy. She then tells him that she’s going to give him a pointer for next time; that he should look deep into people’s eyes, and not just the girls he wants to flirt with…she actually almost says fuck here instead and she totally cracks herself up #fuckinfunny
John insists that he doesn’t flirt with anyone as he is faithful and suggests they go check out another new club on Anker street that’s just opening and they drunkenly stumble off. I wish we could have seen them in at least one club…I think it would have been pretty funny.Cut to later on as they stagger back into the MW. Anni teases John because he had obviously read the opening of the club wrong and so it was closed. As they walk down the stairs, Anni asks him if he knows what it is that she likes about guys so much. She tells him that guys are so incredibly self aware and cracks herself up again. God I love drunk Anni! He then informs her that the real reason she loves guys like him is actually because they own their own club. She promptly informs him that he no longer owns this club but he tells her that HE has the keys and they both laugh. He then hands her a beer and she pops that top off with a BAM!
She then cheers him. He says her name all serious and she answers all serious but ends up cracking herself up yet again.
John tells her that he takes the man thing back and that she’s a cool woman. Anni is all bashful and tells him that he’s not such an uncool guy. He shakes his head and says “Good thing you’re a lesbian”. I love the way she just stares back at him here without saying a word.
After a moment, she gets up, yells MUSIC and runs off #wewantmoredrunkanniCut to the next morning and we see John snoring away in Anni’s bed with his phone ringing away on the floor. He almost falls out of bed getting his phone and then laughs at it and switches it off. He sits up in bed, trying to wake up when his eyes suddenly grow big as he realises where he is. He lifts the blankets to check if he’s wearing any underwear (and he’s not) and then slowly turns and peels back the covers, revealing Anni. Anni smiles up at him and says “Hey John” in THE girliest voice I’ve ever heard from her.
The camera then zooms in on a freaked out John?! What has he done? Has he really just slept with a lesbian? DAAAA DAAAA DAAAAAAA!
**This recap proudly brought to you by GIRL POWER! Because we all know girls are the ones who really run this shit.