Previously on GZSZ…we learnt that Jasmin could be super spontaneous and hilarious, while Anni, on the other hand, freaks out under pressure. Jasmin figures out that she wants to do SOMETHING with fashion and the power in the apartment comes back on mysteriously.
So in this recap(s) you are all actually getting 4 for the price of 1…not that you’re paying…*ahem* never mind…This week Anni and Jasmin were delegated to the back seat…yes, yes I know what you’re all thinking…
But sharing is caring and we need to give the other story lines some time. But don’t fret because there was still plenty of awesomely cute moments…
We open at the cafe with both Anni and Jasmin working. We learn that Mieze and Jonas will be throwing a huge party there later, with Jonas DJ-ing. Jasmin remarks to Anni that they will have to deal with a whole horde of teenagers. Anni shakes her head and tells her that now she’s a little scared HAHA!
Jasmin reminds Anni that she used to be young once. *ahem* Pretty sure you’re both still young Jasmin. And now I feel incredibly old…OK moving right along now *ahem*
Mieze, Jonah and Vince play around with the sound desk and Vince tells Jonas that if he has any issues, to ask Anni, the professional. Anni reminds them that tonight she is only in charge of the bar. Haha, looks like you’re on your own guys!
As Vince leaves he bumps into Lilly, his ex girlfriend. She all cutely says HEY but he just stares at her and runs off. Haha…awkward much?
Lilly runs in and greets her brother Jonas, who is super excited to see her. She tells him that she’s back in Berlin now and he excitedly tells her that he’s DJ-ing there later tonight. He asks if she’s coming tonight and with that puppy dog face, who is she to say no?
Cut to the dance party with this awesome track playing. CRANK THIS SHIT UP!
Everyone is dancing away and OMG! I almost fell off my chair when I saw this…
Excuse my language here, but HOLY FUCKIN’ SHIT Linda! Ahdfeuidfheihehwwedhiwo…grrrlll you got some moves AND some guns! Do you work out?! WOW!
What was I talking about…umm. Oh yes, dancing. HOLY SHIT! Again?!
Dear God. And now I’m SUPER singing along to the song now “Let’s go dancing, I wanna go dancing with you, all night dancing!”
Lilly asks Jonas if he wants a drink…oh who really cares what else is going on? Haha!
Back at the bar, Jasmin tells Anni that some random guy slipped her his number. Anni asks if she should be jealous and tries to grab the slip of paper from Jasmin. Cue super cute wrestling moment
Lilly interrupts their cute moment to ask for some drinks and at the same time Vince tries to order too. Cue some awkward seeing-your-ex-after-you’ve-broken-up-with-them moments.
Meanwhile, Anni has served some guy a hot beverage, I think it’s a flaming shot of some kind, and since he seems to be 5 years old and doesn’t realise they are hot, he burns his mouth, exclaiming “Whoa! It’s SO hot!”. Anni is so cute and teaches him how to drink properly.
And I apologise in advance but I really HAVE to, with a line like that…
Mieze tells Vince that they’ve already made 200 Euros! But Jasmin tells her she’d have more if she actually watched the door HAH! Just walking in right now is Phillip, who actually just wants a coffee. Cut to Vince who is giving Phillip the death stare because he was the one Lilly had cheated on him with. Cut to Mieze who spots Vince looking at Phillip and she can sense something is about to go happen. After a bunch of soap opera looks back and forth to each other, Mieze goes over to Vince and tells him not to let it get him down. But he won’t hear it and tells her to leave him alone. He pushes past her and bumps into Jasmin, who just happens to be holding a WHOLE try full of flaming shots. It smashes onto the table and explodes in a huge fireball. But never fear, super Jasmin is here! She pushes everyone back and sweetly shields them all from danger.
Still at the cafe with the fire burning all over the table, Jasmin yells that they need blankets, but Mieze yells that they need water. Vince and Mieze throw some jackets over it but it’s super Jasmin to the rescue once again with a bucket of water.
I love how everyone is just standing around watching. A little help here people?! They finally manage to get the fire out and Jasmin tells everyone that it’s all good now. Jonas, who was cowering in the corner til now, suddenly wants the party to continue. And just when everyone thinks it’s safe…the fire alarm goes off and the sprinklers turn on.
Awww Jasmin! I have one thing to say here, well actually three. Firstly, where the hell was Anni through this whole thing? And secondly, where the hell is she NOW? And thirdly, WHY OH WHY would they deprive us of the scene where Anni and Jasmin try to shut the sprinklers off? Could you IMAGINE how hilariously amazing that scene would have been? GAH!
With the fire excitement behind us, we are back at the apartment with Anni, Nele and Ayla. Nele is furiously attacking a tub of ice cream with a spoon, while Anni is washing an apple at the sink and tries to splash some water on Nele from across the room. Super adorable you guys. Ayla remarks to Nele that her talk with Mesut didn’t go to well then? Anni asks if they are talking again. Nele tells them that she is, but he is not. Ayla says that at least she’s trying. Anni scrunches up her face and asks WHY? Ayla says that maybe Nele is a masochist and Anni tells them that ALL straight people are HAHA! Nele is all I’M RIGHT HERE YOU GUYS! Anni takes a deep breath and tells Nele that she’s sure Mesut has his qualities, but talking is DEFINITELY not one of them. Nele just want’s him to listen but as Anni rightly points out…men don’t listen.
Ayla, who is busy setting up a massage table, asks Anni if she can help her. Anni is all “Can you say please?” HAHA! Anni asks her who is coming to get the massage and Ayla goes quite and is all ummmm…Anni clues in right away that it’s Mesut and gives us this cute reaction…
Cut to Nele, who is looking at them both in shock. She guesses it’s Mesut and Ayla just smiles all embarrassed. Nele is all “You’ve got to be kidding me?!” Bad, bad, bad room mate Ayla!!!
Nele is now crying and lying on the couch hugging a pillow. Anni tries to reason with her, telling her that she tried and it didn’t work and that he doesn’t deserve her and she should just move on. It’s so easy to give advice like that Anni, when you’re madly in love right now, isn’t is? *wink* She tells Nele that she should go take a nice shower and get dressed up a little, while she makes her a nice double espresso. She asks about her hairdressing job too.
Poor Nele, with tears running down her face, yells out “He doesn’t love me any more!” AWWWWWWWW!!! Anni’s reaction here is pretty priceless though…
Right at that moment Ayla walks in the door. Nele eagerly sits up and asks her if she dropped off the glasses for Mesut and what did he say? Anni motions to Ayla to SHUT UP!
But Ayla just doesn’t know how to take a hint and tells Nele that Mesut doesn’t give a shit whether she loves him or not. Mesut wants Nele to shut up about her shit. Ayla tells them that he said some other things to, mainly in combination with “shit”. WHAT A JERK FACE. Anni notes that it figures that a dimwit would have such a limited vocabulary. But Ayla tells them she doesn’t buy his act. As she’s saying this Anni is looking at Ayla like SHUT UP, STOP TALKING NOW! Nele sits up all hopeful and asks them “So you think he still loves me?” Anni sternly answers NO but Ayla says YES. Cue Anni banging her head on the table and a hopeful smile from Nele.
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